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Post by masatotanaka on Mar 30, 2008 11:27:04 GMT -5
 Discuss. |
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Post by boogiewithstu on Mar 31, 2008 0:26:05 GMT -5
While you're probably sick of hearing about Monkey, it is crucial that you read this letter. It is worth noting at the outset that the very genesis of Monkey's loquacious assertions is in radicalism. And it seems to me to be a neat bit of historic justice that it will eventually itself be destroyed by radicalism. Astute observers have known for years that Monkey can't attack my ideas, so it attacks me. It could be worse, I suppose. It could do exactly the things it accuses disdainful, diabolic misers of doing.
Am I being too idealistic -- a Pollyanna -- when I suggest that all we need to do is disentangle people from the snares set by Monkey and its lackeys? I don't think so. Admittedly, it doesn't know everything, but knowledge is the key that unlocks the shackles of bondage. That's why it's important for you to know that last summer, I attempted what I knew would be a hopeless task. I tried to convince Monkey that its hatchet men acquiesce with bovine stolidity when it instructs them to combine, in a rare mixture, bestial cruelty and an inconceivable gift for lying. As I expected, Monkey was unconvinced.
Monkey's views are antiquated, misguided, and scary. I'll stand by that controversial statement and even assume that most readers who bring their own real-life experience will agree with it. At a bare minimum, what I wrote just a moment ago is not the paranoid rambling of a feral wacko. It's a fact. Armed only with a white shirt, pocket protector, slide rule, thick glasses, and some other neat stuff, I have determined that Monkey knows that performing an occasional act of charity will make some people forgive -- or at least overlook -- all of its brassbound excesses. My take on the matter is that what I have been writing up to this point is not what I initially intended to write in this letter. Instead, I decided it would be far more productive to tell you that I sometimes ask myself whether the struggle to express my views is worth all of the potential consequences. And I consistently answer by saying that Monkey's grievances are becoming increasingly backwards. They have already begun to dominate or intimidate others. Now fast-forward a few years to a time in which they have enabled Monkey to force us to bow down low before muddleheaded, disgraceful brigands. If you don't want such a time to come then help me reinforce what is best in people. Help me offer true constructive criticism -- listening to the whole issue, recognizing the problems, recognizing what is being done right, and getting involved to help remedy the problem. So, sorry for being so long-winded in this letter, but Monkey is bound to have a rude awakening when it finally realizes how few people approve of its self-righteous plans for the future.
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Post by masatotanaka on Jul 15, 2008 11:30:58 GMT -5
 Where's the beef? and by beef I mean, where the devil did everyone go? what is a horseshoe? are there any horse-socks? is anybody listening to me?? |
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