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Post by ripsteackface00 on Apr 11, 2008 0:50:51 GMT -5
Is Mayor McCheese the one true God?
I await your posts
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Post by masatotanaka on Apr 11, 2008 9:33:29 GMT -5
I believe he is a great prophet. He speaks with the truth of generations, ya know.
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Post by boogiewithstu on Apr 11, 2008 12:06:58 GMT -5
Mayor McCheese is one of many great deities in McDonaldland lore.
Mayor McCheese is the bringer of diplomacy and innovation ("New breakfast at McDonald's, ya know!")
Big Mac is the keeper of peace, and keeper of cheesy faith.
The Evil Grimace is a destroyer of beverages, which alludes to our life force of water. So in essence The Evil Grimace is an oppressor of human growth.
Ronald McDonald is a playful deity who likes spending his time with children and tricking The Evil Grimace out of his evil plots. So he is the deity of of playfulness, and benevolent mischief.
Fuck Birdie.
The Fry Guys are underlings and can be sent by their commanding officer Big Mac to spill hot fry oil on peoples faces. They are the essence of pure "Fry" and can explode enemies circulatory systems on contact.
The Hamburgler is the opposite of Ronald McDonald. He is a deity of malevolent mischief and hates children. He will live up to his name by stealing hamburgers, and, again like The Evil Grimace can be equated with taking our much needed nutrients. Killing human growth. Some also equate it to The Hamburgler stealing our daily bread, and in turn, killing Jesus Christ. This fact can drastically change the views one would have of The Hamburgler's evil tendancies.
The Hamburger patches just fucking freak me out. So fuck them.
And I think that's about it.
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Post by masatotanaka on Apr 11, 2008 13:25:18 GMT -5
You failed to address the non-evil Grimace. What is the Grimace anyway? It should be noted that he is almost certainly immortal.
"Nothing can kill The Grimace!"
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